In which we preface our quest.

Dear Boston,

It's not that we don't love you.  It's just that we're from Jersey.

"We," in this instance, are your hosts,  gleefully codenamed Tella Mon and Aggie Mems, and we just want a decent slice of pizza.

We do not miss the following things about living in the Garden State:
1) People with fake tans
2) New Jersey Transit
3) Living with our parents

We do, however, miss edible pizza.  As we have lived here for 3 1/2 years between us and tried many pizzas with no success, we need a new plan.  Because we are awesome, we have decided to share this with you.  If we can bring good pizza to one New Jerseyan, or enlighten one Bostonian, we will consider it a success.

Hell, we'll settle for a decent slice of pizza.

Sincerely,

Tella Mon & Aggie Mems

THE SYSTEM: Or, in which we pretend to be objective.

• We'll be utilizing Yelp as a guide, for lack of any other real preferences.
• We're sorting by best reviewed because we don't wanna go alphabetically.
• All choices must be within a mile of the T, because we don't drive on roads inspired by fucking cow paths, and Tella is morally opposed to the bus.
• We will take your suggestions if we like them and you leave them in a comment.  If you tell us in real life, we will disavow all knowledge of this project.  If, however, your suggestion is wrong, bad, or leads to the dark side, we will shun you in real life and stop stalking you on the internet.
• Our rating system is as follows:
• Fuck no.
• Nuh-uh.
• No.
• Meh.
• Okay.
• Would eat again.
• No objections.
• Fuck yeah.
• Jersey.